Simon Horwell
Position: Wherever needed, flanker, centre, etc.
Nickname: The Monk, Mr Monk, Splinter, Sgt Monk, The Sarge
Date of Birth: 22/9/79
Height/Weight

Profession:

5' 7" / 13st 4lbs (13st 1lbs after a good visit)

NHS logistics

Job within club: Initiate the youngsters, wind everybody up
Debut:

Previous Clubs:

2001?

Castleford Rufc, Garforth RL,Yorkshire Schools Rufc, Leeds Rufc, Whinmoor Saints RL

Favourite Food: Can't beat a good fur burger!
Favourite Drink: Strongbow, piss, choc milkshake , whiskey (sometimes in that order)

Greatest Rugby Moment:

 

 

Worst Rugby Moment:

Scoring six tries against Holland U21

Getting the mighty 'Forth promoted last year

Winning the Yorkshire Shield with Castleford RUFC

 

Watching Ste ' Fat Head'  Hall slot a drop goal from the half way line after 10 mins extra time in the school interform!

Damaging my gooch 3 seasons ago - couldn't walk for a week!

 

Playing Style: Hard, Rough, Dirty, Nasty, Perverted,

Comment:

You know its gonna be a bad 'un when the ref pulls you up before a game and says.....' I remember you!' 

'To win war you gotta become war' !