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Right wing |
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Nickname: |
The father of rhythm, the dark destroyer, "he can shift for a fat lad!" and the whitest black dude on the planet |
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Date of Birth: |
17/03/1977 (St.Patrick's day) |
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Height/Weight
Profession: |
5' 11" / 15st (1/2 a stone is pure Alabama black snake)
Salesman |
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Job within club: |
Sponsorship secretary / To destroy defences and score tries, just like Jonah Lomu in his prime |
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Debut:
Previous Clubs: |
Around 2003/2004 season
A brief spell at Moortown, used to play football for Milford |
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Favourite Food: |
Rice and peas, KFC and growler |
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Favourite Drink:
Greatest Rugby Moment: |
The black stuff, Bud and ammereto
Winning the Yorkshire Schools Cup with school team and scoring 8 tries in one game against Lawnswood high school |
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Worst Rugby Moment: |
Not going to Yorkshire school trials - who knows I could have been a contender |
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Playing Style: |
Give me the ball and I will raise hell or score or run over my oppo'. By the end of the game you bitches will know my name! |
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Comment: |
THERE'S NO STOPPING WHAT CAN'T BE STOPPED! NO KILLING WHAT CAN'T BE KILLED!!! King Willy, Voodoo Priest, PREDATOR 2 |
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