Adrian "Hit-up" Horwell

Position:

Rugby prostitute..... Tell me a position and I will get in it baby!!!

 Nickname:

Adi..... or most people call me twat

Date of Birth:

12/08/1982

Height/Weight

 

Profession:

5' 9" / 14 - 15st depending on time of season

 

Electrical engineer/pimp/unlicenced pharmacist

Job within club:

1st  team captain

Debut:

 

Previous Clubs:

Around 2000

 

Whinmoor Saints (live the dream), Castleford RUFC (I'm really, really sorry), Kippax RL

Favourite Food:

A Billy Bunter or anything hot from the Aagrah

Favourite Drink:

 

Greatest Rugby Moment:

Cider/ anything that will get me off my head

 

Absolutely destroying the self proclaimed 'best boat race team in Yorkshire' at Halifax Vandals by 2 pints.  (Still undefeated to this day)

Worst Rugby Moment:

Having to listen to Paxo for nearly 8 years now.  (put them to the sword)

Playing Style:

Hard hitting, pussy pounding, ass splitting rugby!

Comment:

I am the fastest in the club